Brain, you're drunk. Go home.

I'm like a funny person, minus the relatable humor. I'm a person

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stumpfuckers:

tundrakatiebean:

letseatturtles:

hollowcrescendo:

hiddleston-inthe-tardis:

2idjits:

andrepolitan:

Does tumblr know this exists?

I hope it does.

Cause this is fabulous

IT WAS LIKE A SLOW WAIL ESCAPED MY MOUTH

…I’m not sure I know what I just watched.

That was beautiful.

I was really upset and then I watched this. Such perfection.

I love this so much

The fucking staplers. 

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Filed under bringing this back for reasons

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

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